Some are silly, some are strange, some are offensive, and some are actually sort of cool. These are the 25 most ridiculous toys ever conceived.
25
Thumb Wrestling Set
If you enjoy this toy you can also look into their high five kit and hand shake accessories.
24
B'Loonies
You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials.
23
Toy Airport Scanner
In this brave new world it’s good to get kids used to airport cavity searches when they’re young.
22
Poo Poo Bear
What relationship the bear is supposed to have with poop is not exactly clear.
21
Kabba Kick
It seems that Japan already has high enough suicide rate without toys that make shooting yourself in the head fun.
20
Jibba Jabber
Whenever you shake this dolls neck it starts to make noises and the only way to silence it is to ring harder. It’s always good to see toys instilling honorable, life preserving habits in the next generation.
19
Children's ATM
At least teaching capitalism beats teaching suicide and murder.
18
Shaveable Hairy Baby
Yes, you live in a world where children can shave hairy babies.
17
My Cleaning Trolley
For all the little girls with lofty janitorial aspirations.
16
iPotty
Makes potty training fun!
15
Playmobil Hazmat Set
Well, at least it’s not as bad as the airport scanner.
14
Fish Cleaning Set
Now you can teach your kid how to skin a fish without all the blood and guts.
13
Shimajiro The Toilet Training Tiger
It’s a simple concept really – 1 tiger, a couple buttons, and 2 allegedly pro-potty sayings.
12
The Avenging Narwhal
Quoted directly from the box – “It comes with 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale!”
11
Hitler Doll
This sums up exactly what is wrong with the world.
10
Lego Concentration Camp
And this.
9
TheO Ball
Remember when kids didn’t used to need smart phones inside their balls to go play outside?
8
Space Monolith
It’s a rock. From space. But not really.
7
Gun O’ Clock
Wake up like a man as you shoot your alarm clock into silence.
6
Ran Over Cat
Who says road kill can’t be fun?
5
Playskool Safe Cracker Set
A great way to get your kids started on their life of crime early.
4
Mini McDonalds
If that doesn’t work then just get them a drive through. It’s good to prepare your little ones for their future vocations before they leave the home.
3
Inflatable Titanic Slide
This is just wrong a whole lot of different levels.
2
Pregnant Baby
In case you couldn’t tell the pregnant baby’s baby is also having a baby. It’s an infinite regression of pregnant babies…
1
Imaginext Mega Apatosaurus by Fisher Price
Ridiculous doesn’t always have to be bad. It’s a dinosaur that shoots rockets. There is nothing more ridiculously cool than that.
